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Post by Panthera on Jul 9, 2007 18:21:57 GMT -4
A man in uniform can be quite the turn on, however, I do believe my father would have a problem with your tactical maneuvers. This would result in retaliation, handcuffs, and castration. Unless of course, you are into that sort of thing.
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Post by Sam Guthrie on Jul 9, 2007 18:48:18 GMT -4
Sam's Selective Listening A man in uniform can be quite the turn on, however, I do believe my father would have a problem with your tactical maneuvers. This would result in retaliation, handcuffs, and castration. Unless of course, you are into that sort of thing.
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Desperado
Training Mutant
Former teacher. Former husband. Former agitator. Former slave.
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Post by Desperado on Jul 9, 2007 19:38:29 GMT -4
And the request I made a page ago has been totally forgotten, thanks to handcuffs.
Meanwhile, Google is all about the self-defense right now...
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Post by angel on Jul 9, 2007 23:00:45 GMT -4
I think sex/s&m would have made anyone forget anything... lol.
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Post by Hank McCoy on Jul 9, 2007 23:19:30 GMT -4
My Google ads are about dry basements and martial arts uniforms.
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Post by dazz on Jul 10, 2007 0:48:05 GMT -4
We're talking about the Google Ads again? Two words:
CHEESE ELVES.
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Post by madrox on Jul 10, 2007 1:37:24 GMT -4
I'm all cleaning wipes and...ahem..."wet" videos. We should be more careful naming our threads.
Scratch that, I almost forgot the Alien Spacecraft.
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Post by Doug Ramsey on Jul 10, 2007 3:20:47 GMT -4
A man in uniform can be quite the turn on, however, I do believe my father would have a problem with your tactical maneuvers. This would result in retaliation, handcuffs, and castration. Unless of course, you are into that sort of thing. I could talk my way out of it...
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Post by Kitty Pryde on Jul 10, 2007 8:58:18 GMT -4
Oh, good, I'm not the only one getting wet basement adds, although who would be hunting for wet basements? But man, with talk of basements and chains, I think my pure, innocent little mind just broke.
Maybe I should take that two week All Bran challenge with William Shatner.
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Desperado
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Post by Desperado on Jul 10, 2007 9:17:37 GMT -4
Meanwhile, does anyone need a-
Ah, forget it.
*walks off*
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Post by Kitty Pryde on Jul 10, 2007 9:29:53 GMT -4
I can always use a slave. I mean servant. And I don't mean, like, use use... or something.
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Desperado
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Post by Desperado on Jul 10, 2007 10:15:10 GMT -4
I'm at your beckoned call, my dear.
But I don't do none of that kinky stuff. I'm Catholic.
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Post by Kitty Pryde on Jul 10, 2007 10:18:33 GMT -4
Gosh darnit. *snaps fingers* I guess I'll have to find some other use for you. ;D
How are your laundry skills? Cooking skills? Taste in fashion?
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Post by Bobby Drake on Jul 10, 2007 11:03:00 GMT -4
Wait a minute, I thought Catholic meant you did do the kinky stuff.
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Desperado
Training Mutant
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Post by Desperado on Jul 10, 2007 11:11:48 GMT -4
Laundry? What's that? Cooking? Capable Fashion? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA
Meanwhile, Bobby, those people aren't Catholic. They're Baptists who dance. They need to realize this.
Catholics are just harmless cannibals. ;D
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