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Post by infernowisp on Mar 24, 2009 23:10:07 GMT -4
So Tiff and Bobby need the scoop and they need it bad! Any celebrities out there want to get grilled? Or better yet...any celebrities out there want one of Guido's crack reporting staff to get word of a tip...of a scandal? Might be a nice plot point, reporters snooping into your business, you thwarting our attempts. We might discover it and you might just crush our dreams. Find out next week when....You post!  |
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Post by Doug Ramsey on Mar 24, 2009 23:39:23 GMT -4
Well, it just so happens that there is this strange flurry of activity involving a bridal dress and a set of rings being ordered late in the night, with the orders to bring them to the Castle Chapel... immediately.
Rumor has it, one of the most eligible bachelors on the planet placed that order...
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Post by Bobby Drake on Mar 25, 2009 11:52:13 GMT -4
Now wait a minute...are you saying that Doug CROSSDRESSES??
Stop the presses!
Let's get this in tonight's edition. You heard it here, folks!
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Post by Hank McCoy on Mar 25, 2009 13:25:16 GMT -4
I feel a sudden glimmer of inspiration...  |
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Post by Doug Ramsey on Mar 25, 2009 13:37:47 GMT -4
Publish whatever story you will.
Just remember, I can make you disappear.
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Post by Guido Carosella on Mar 25, 2009 20:10:01 GMT -4
That's gold. I want it front page tomorrow!
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Post by Hank McCoy on Mar 25, 2009 23:09:43 GMT -4
Well it made it as far as the render before I decided I was too tired to actually go through with it. (I had imagined actually mocking up the paper...but that's more work right now than I have energy for.) Trust me, the image was pretty scary. More scary though than pretty. Judging by the look on Doug's face I think he agreed with me. The best headline I could come up with was "BUSTED!". I'm sure some of you comic geniuses could come up with a better pun. |
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Post by Sam Guthrie on Mar 26, 2009 10:28:23 GMT -4
"Loopy Linguist Loves Lavish Lacey Livery"
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Post by Bobby Drake on Mar 26, 2009 10:56:17 GMT -4
I was thinking, "I'm So Pretty"
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Post by Doug Ramsey on Mar 26, 2009 21:43:45 GMT -4
Hey, Kyle... what was that avatar that Mem had...? The Blob in White Queen attire and make-up with the words: "I feel pretty."
Yeah. That's the one. Sorry for the visuals, guys... but it had to be done.
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Post by Hank McCoy on Mar 26, 2009 22:46:03 GMT -4
Had to?
I don't follow your reasoning.
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Post by Doug Ramsey on Mar 27, 2009 1:12:16 GMT -4
Well, while you are all enjoying the visual of a blonde all american boy in feminine attire, I felt the urge to direct your internal creativity to the more horrific visual of the Blob in the same circumstances.
Call it a cross-dressing defense mechanism.
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Post by Hank McCoy on Mar 27, 2009 8:55:12 GMT -4
Oh. Makes sense. Well done.
Obviously you've had to think of this before.
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Post by Doug Ramsey on Mar 27, 2009 10:43:50 GMT -4
I can't take credit for the original concept. May I direct you towards-- this. There will be laughter. Oh, yes. There will be laughter. |
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Post by Bobby Drake on Mar 27, 2009 15:23:05 GMT -4
"I laughed until I stopped." -Bobby Drake
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