Post by Guido Carosella on Nov 9, 2010 0:56:36 GMT -4
I'm pretty much just gonna use this as a platform for Venture Bros. or other Adult Swim nonsense, but feel free to put in stuff from whatever else you care to.
Dia de Los Dangerous
Dr. Venture: "So you see, by applying the basic principles of the scientific method to the matter, we learn very quickly that the myth of the Chupacabra is just that: utter crap. Now, if you apply the same principles to Catholicism, an interesting thing occurs..."
The Monarch: "Now Venture'll send Samson after the rest of us and he'll go totally sickhouse on our asses! I like my ass, gentlemen."
Dr. Venture (squashing butterfly): "Horrible disease carrying thing."
Dean: "But that might have been someone's spirit, Pop."
Dr. Venture: "All the more reason to get it the hell off me."
Hank: "This place is tits!"
Home Insecurity
Dr. Venture: "I don't need first aid, Hank. I need you to stop choking me and hitting me with fire extinguishers."
The Incredible Mr. Brisby
Mr. Brisby: "Welcome, Dr. Venture...to the funnest place on earth!"
Dr. Venture: "HOLY DAMMIT CHRISTMAS!"
Eeney, Meeney, Miney...Magic!
Dr. Venture: "My son has it in his head that you were in our house last night and you... killed our robot."
Dr. Orpheus: "The seed of your loins is quite astute. I saved your mechanical man from certain damnation. For his frail, electronic eyes had gazed upon the impenetrable! He was an unwilling beholder to the impossible!"
Dr. Venture: "Oh, what's this? She's an affectionate little one."
Dr. Orpheus: "Oh, my apologies, she's in heat."
Dr. Venture: "I heard if you take a q-tip and moisten it with warm water..."
Dr. Orpheus: "Ahhhh, I tried that once, it was horrible. I couldn't look at her for a week. She was just a walking reminder of our common shame."
Dr. Venture: "Oh dear God. That's not your wife in some, like, magical animal form?"
Dr. Orpheus: "No, no, no. My wife left me for a young necromancer."
Dr. Orpheus: "Evil has struck the House of Venture! The air reeks of an ill wind! Yea, though I have smelt it, thou hath dealt it!"
Dr. Venture: "Well, I might have used a few unorthodox ingredients."
Dr. Orpheus: "Just name one."
Dr. Venture: "An... orphan."
Dr. Orpheus: "A what?"
Dr. Venture: "A... little orphan boy."
Dr. Orpheus: "This machine is powered by the soul of a forsaken child?"
Dr. Venture: "Well, I don't know! I mean, I didn't use the whole thing!"
Ghosts of the Sargasso
Dr. Venture: "I seem to have lost my locator...and yes, I see the irony in that."
Ice Station - Impossible!
Hank: "I've thought a lot about it and if we can't get the antidote in time and it comes down to it... I... well, I want you to be the one to kill me."
Brock: "Don't talk like that, Hank. We're going to find..."
Hank: "Promise me, Brock!"
Brock: (sigh) "OK."
Hank: "Promise me!"
Brock: "OK, I promise!"
Hank: "Super swear?"
Brock: "Yes, Hank."
Hank: "...Hey, Brock? How would you do it?
Brock: "You're asleep, quick jerk of the neck. You'll never feel a thing."
Hank: "You've thought about this."
Brock: "Yes, I have."
Mid-Life Chrysalis
Dr. Venture: "One of them was dressed like a cheerleader and said she was 19, but she had a Cesarean scar and her face had more lines on it than a mirror at Studio 54."
Dean: "No worries, Brock, I'll walk you thorough the written portion. Question 1: You're in Prague. A sniper's in the window above you. There's an alligator behind you, and a grizzly bear in front of you. What do you do? Do you..."
Brock: "Back somersault, pry off the alligator's jaw, use it as a boomerang to take out the sniper. When he falls out the window, the grizzly'll go straight for the easier meal."
Dean: "Ummmm, the answer is 'c'."
Dia de Los Dangerous
Dr. Venture: "So you see, by applying the basic principles of the scientific method to the matter, we learn very quickly that the myth of the Chupacabra is just that: utter crap. Now, if you apply the same principles to Catholicism, an interesting thing occurs..."
The Monarch: "Now Venture'll send Samson after the rest of us and he'll go totally sickhouse on our asses! I like my ass, gentlemen."
Dr. Venture (squashing butterfly): "Horrible disease carrying thing."
Dean: "But that might have been someone's spirit, Pop."
Dr. Venture: "All the more reason to get it the hell off me."
Hank: "This place is tits!"
Home Insecurity
Dr. Venture: "I don't need first aid, Hank. I need you to stop choking me and hitting me with fire extinguishers."
The Incredible Mr. Brisby
Mr. Brisby: "Welcome, Dr. Venture...to the funnest place on earth!"
Dr. Venture: "HOLY DAMMIT CHRISTMAS!"
Eeney, Meeney, Miney...Magic!
Dr. Venture: "My son has it in his head that you were in our house last night and you... killed our robot."
Dr. Orpheus: "The seed of your loins is quite astute. I saved your mechanical man from certain damnation. For his frail, electronic eyes had gazed upon the impenetrable! He was an unwilling beholder to the impossible!"
Dr. Venture: "Oh, what's this? She's an affectionate little one."
Dr. Orpheus: "Oh, my apologies, she's in heat."
Dr. Venture: "I heard if you take a q-tip and moisten it with warm water..."
Dr. Orpheus: "Ahhhh, I tried that once, it was horrible. I couldn't look at her for a week. She was just a walking reminder of our common shame."
Dr. Venture: "Oh dear God. That's not your wife in some, like, magical animal form?"
Dr. Orpheus: "No, no, no. My wife left me for a young necromancer."
Dr. Orpheus: "Evil has struck the House of Venture! The air reeks of an ill wind! Yea, though I have smelt it, thou hath dealt it!"
Dr. Venture: "Well, I might have used a few unorthodox ingredients."
Dr. Orpheus: "Just name one."
Dr. Venture: "An... orphan."
Dr. Orpheus: "A what?"
Dr. Venture: "A... little orphan boy."
Dr. Orpheus: "This machine is powered by the soul of a forsaken child?"
Dr. Venture: "Well, I don't know! I mean, I didn't use the whole thing!"
Ghosts of the Sargasso
Dr. Venture: "I seem to have lost my locator...and yes, I see the irony in that."
Ice Station - Impossible!
Hank: "I've thought a lot about it and if we can't get the antidote in time and it comes down to it... I... well, I want you to be the one to kill me."
Brock: "Don't talk like that, Hank. We're going to find..."
Hank: "Promise me, Brock!"
Brock: (sigh) "OK."
Hank: "Promise me!"
Brock: "OK, I promise!"
Hank: "Super swear?"
Brock: "Yes, Hank."
Hank: "...Hey, Brock? How would you do it?
Brock: "You're asleep, quick jerk of the neck. You'll never feel a thing."
Hank: "You've thought about this."
Brock: "Yes, I have."
Mid-Life Chrysalis
Dr. Venture: "One of them was dressed like a cheerleader and said she was 19, but she had a Cesarean scar and her face had more lines on it than a mirror at Studio 54."
Dean: "No worries, Brock, I'll walk you thorough the written portion. Question 1: You're in Prague. A sniper's in the window above you. There's an alligator behind you, and a grizzly bear in front of you. What do you do? Do you..."
Brock: "Back somersault, pry off the alligator's jaw, use it as a boomerang to take out the sniper. When he falls out the window, the grizzly'll go straight for the easier meal."
Dean: "Ummmm, the answer is 'c'."